Sanderlin

Tryna move on, move out, and make it on my own. Class of 2015 and ready to graduate, soon ill get to be who i want 😗💋✊👌

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

bejeweling:

date someone u want to annoy forever 

lovelysuggestion:

I strive to be so vibrant, so full of love, and good vibes that people absorb them like warmth from the sun

sangoireseussian:

daddy-frnk:

hearse-in-reverse:

bannerinthevalley:

solitarylikeme:

tinytazninja:

dickrockerjanecrocker:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

image

me at night: tomorrow i'm gonna wake up early and start with a run and then i'm gonna go over my notes and drink a super healthy protein shake and eat fruit and work on ME i'm gonna dress so nice and be extra kind and study hard tomorrow i am gonna OWN this :)

me in the morning: no.

*in principals office*

principal: Have a seat.

me: thank you *picks up chair and leaves*

It Is Wintertime

bug: hi

me: Aren't You Supposed To Be Dead.

tastefullyoffensive:

by Buttersafe

pussy-and-pizzza-x: “This is what it’s like applying for jobs ”

pussy-and-pizzza-x:

This is what it’s like applying for jobs

muerteconleche:

winterurie:

truth-runs-wild:

icelandic-stripper-boots:

monkeysaysficus:

muddled-thought:

monkeysaysficus:

What the ever loving fuck?

Why do they sound like someone’s vehicle has a fucked ignition?

Did someone flood these foxes engines?

^^^ exactly my thoughts

fun fact! red foxes make this sound when they have meet their perfect mate or soul mate would you have it! so basically they’re just screaming for all the other red foxes that they have found their love and for all the others to fuck off

Well finally we know what the fox says

have you found your soulmate? do you want to find a great way to show that to the world? scream.

Omg I love this